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(原创）米脂的婆姨

2013-02-20 14:27:48| 分类：私人 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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米脂的婆姨

“三月三，抱金砖，米脂的婆姨炼仙丹……”

—— 选自Elford的《陕西民谣》

这天晌午，一个女魔头爬上西门城楼，铁青着脸，强硬地抱怨

她的夫婿

死于产前大出血

摇三爻，二母一公，青砖墙头

一束杂花独秀长安城

生孩子之事

亦如炮制葫芦头泡馍，长安城里讲究的是

肠肥

葱嫩

阴世从晌午算起，鬼火

用于镇宅辟邪

分久必合，合久必分，杨家沟乳名孵凤岭，虢国夫人

脸黑，颊红

雄风犹存。坐西北

向东南，华山论剑，渔阳买春

端的是

肌软

臀丰

口里

二凤戏珠

陕西劳教培训中心又叫习武堂，古都新世界酒店挤满泥胎的凡夫俗子

女魔头不小心

怀上了

龙种。她怀孕时，胃口不佳，吃麻皮，吐酸水，夜里

被人

偷偷踹了一脚，她因此忙于

选庙址、扒坟头

迟迟

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