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（原创）拍案惊奇

2018-03-29 10:54:44| 分类：诗歌 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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拍案惊奇

皇上不知对话者吃企鹅饼干时被噎住

皇上在出巡路上驾崩

书生的双胞胎像碟子端进端出

金丹却没练成

书生坐上金銮殿

听到的谣传已变形

又听到皇后结束生命时的噗噗声

夜的门槛

跌倒时起了缓冲作用

哭泣着取路归家

认为

eros是个毬。哺乳动物

那么干枯

而道士

的房中术

端午节

一改六朝诗风

他背着黑暗的拱形托盘

迈过这道坎

思量夜里与倌儿同宿

想着想着

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